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Nithy hires PR man to handle our own Chi Ting Mast...

2012-09-23T20:52:34.820+01:00

Nithy hires PR man to handle our own Chi Ting Master, Sri Sri Kevinji

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/tv/Nithyananda-hires-PR-man-who-handled-Hrithik-Priyanka/articleshow/16515267.cms

With his image taking a severe beating due to controversies surrounding him in the last few years, self-styled godman Swami Nithyananda is going for an image makeover.

He has hired one of the men best qualified for the job — Dale Bhagwagar, the publicist who has worked with Bollywood actors like Hrithik Roshan, Priyanka Chopra and Shilpa Shetty, besides being a PR manager for big-budget movies like Don and Rock On.

The swami, who was in the eye of a storm after a sex scandal, managed to become the head of the Aadheenam Peetam in Tamil Nadu, but has faced rough weather since. In an attempt to repair his tattered reputation, he has hired Bhagwagar as his personal spokesperson.

Bhagwagar, who founded the Dale Bhagwagar Media Group, had worked with the controversial Celebrity Big Brother in London when Shilpa Shetty was one of the contestants.

Bhagwagar's media group has been initiating media manoeuvres such as image-building, brand management, crisis management and makeovers in Bollywood. According to sources, the swami was asked to look for someone who could help him maintain better relations with the media.

His VVIP devotees recommended Bhagwagar's name to the godman. Apparently impressed with the way Bhagwagar had handled Bigg Boss contestants, including Rakhi Sawant, Kashmeera Shah, Sambhavna Seth, Sherlyn Chopra, and Diana Hayden, the swami had no hesitation in getting him aboard.

Having decided that Bhagwagar would be his pointsman, the swami has instructed his devotees to stop all interactions with the media and to leave everything to him.

Acknowledging that he was indeed working with the swami, Bhagwagar told us, "The Nithyananda Dhyana Peetham contacted me and a contract was finalised recently. Now, I am the swami's personal spokesperson. I will be looking after all his media-related matters."

Bhagwagar, who has been in the business for 14 years, and before that, was a journalist for 12 years, said he was happy working with Nithyananda. "I have worked closely with the stars and with the Big Boss contestants. I will also handle Swami Nithyananda in a professional manner," he said.

On reports that Nithyananda was appearing on India's biggest reality show, Bigg Boss, Bhagwagar said, "It is true the godman has been approached earlier, but it's too early to either confirm or deny it."

Pic of Nithy http://news.oneindia.in/2012/07/10/b...

2012-07-11T01:29:14.053+01:00

Pic of Nithy

http://news.oneindia.in/2012/07/10/blore-nithyananda-again-may-face-arrest-summon-issued-1032605.html

I hope Tortoise rock (amai parai to us tamils) doe...

2012-07-09T23:18:56.857+01:00

I hope Tortoise rock (amai parai to us tamils) does'nt turn into an obelisk or a cenotaph laudinng the exploits of that FLIBBERTIGIBET AND HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC FETISHES.,,,,a gibbet could offer a better outcome in exorcising his goblins,and the giblets fed to some hungry goats,while nithyananda's fans chant the prescribed mantras for such occassion.

agree with firefly re his proposed path via tortoi...

2012-07-09T11:04:42.743+01:00

agree with firefly re his proposed path via tortoise rock,under R.C's auspices....it would be fitting to inscribe into that rock a dedication to R.C untiring, selfless unstinting giving in the service of arunachala.a trail blazer.ground breaker,and indefatiguable path finder,a visionary pioneer,who tamed the wild hill and rendered it safe for one and all......IT WOULD ENSURE HIS ETERNAL LEGACY/

Safe paths are boring, safe paths are for losers, ...

2012-07-09T09:23:08.650+01:00

Safe paths are boring, safe paths are for losers, safe paths are for the ones who don’t want to take any risk. Safe paths are for the mental, physical and spiritual disabled. For the ones with the adventurous spirit, with the open mind, with the wobbling knees, there is only wild open space: challenging and potentially dangerous.

But I see that is not for you, being scared and feeble minded. I can understand that. Don’t worry, I feel sorry for you. You miss the best. I’m happy you finally show some sense of irony because this is what this blog is all about. But urm, sorry, I haven’t seen any of your brilliant analysis and ideas. Can you please mention where I can find this (no paths please)?

I like to eat crows. They are delicious, like lizards and peacocks ... and yeah, I like to knock down ridiculous, obnoxious Anons. It's my divine duty and really, they ask for it.

I assure you, there will be no totally useless, safe path between the temple and the Chengam Road. I will break it down with my own bare hands. The ONLY useful, not too safe, path would be between Pachaiammankoil and Skandashramam via Tortoise Rock, if that rings a bell to you. Maybe you can even guess why ... RC can do a really fine job there.

This is it! I consider our useless conversations closed. Maybe we'll meet again in another post, Inshallah, IF Kevinji regains his balance. Let's hope for the best!

in his latest post R.CLARKE appoints himself as ra...

2012-07-09T07:22:42.738+01:00

in his latest post R.CLARKE appoints himself as ramanashram's publicist,visitor advisory specialist,trumpating his bugle,as stridently as his pushy style compels him.

Firefly: If knocking down others is all you know h...

2012-07-08T11:37:29.948+01:00

Firefly: If knocking down others is all you know how to do, I suggest you keep your awareness within yourself. You can knock yourself down as many times you like :-)

See I don't come up with newsreports that people would have seen on the news, I come up with brilliant analysis and ideas.

You will eat crow when my wish for a safe path between the main temple and Bangalore Road becomes a reality.

http://www.prweb.com/releases/prweb2012/7/prweb967...

2012-07-08T09:46:13.984+01:00

http://www.prweb.com/releases/prweb2012/7/prweb9677394.htm#.T_k9HM78WSI.email

"More than Half Million People express their respects and gratitude on the auspicious day of the traditional Guru Poornima celebrations by visiting the Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam Ashram in Tiruvannamalai. His Holiness Paramahamsa Nithyananda delivered the 2012 Guru Poornima message by reminding his disciples and followers that persecution is a spiritual challenge which almost all revolutionary masters and their followers will inevitably need to face."

Now, that’s the spirit Nithya, although I don’t really understand why you as a Divine Being need a spiritual challenge ... Or do you admit here, by accident, that you are actually just on the first rung of the spiritual ladder?

But I admire your stamina. When the nasty world is out there to nail you, you simply carry on and creep out of the sewer for another glorious moment. (One small correction in this article; it should be: "More then half a million people walked past Nithy’s ashram, during the full moon pradakshina" ... but who cares about the truth anyway?)

Scary Scum, why could you not come up with news like this? You must be too scared to leave your house because there are no safe roads and paths to walk on. So you fill your time with jolly parties, useless conversations with your exalted friends, and writing silly comments on this blog. What a miserable life you have!

Sheep are brown, goats are black in Tamil Nadu. ...

2012-07-07T22:16:00.746+01:00

Sheep are brown, goats are black in Tamil Nadu.

Yes I am ashamed that I exist, as I stated before: "being miserable and unhappy is my natural state, as mentioned by Nisargadatta Maharaj. I am perfectly OK with that." Ummm 

In at least 2 comments I gave interesting and up-to-date news about Nithyananda ... looking at the Scary Scum comments I cannot find anything interesting about Nithya, just some silly babble and the rest is about useless paths. Sorry I missed your party, Scary Scum. It must have been heavenly with all your enlightened friends.

I spent that night on the burning grounds with my friend Glow Worm, an interesting character and although she is shy, I might introduce her some time.

Can you imagine the sheer existential horror of wa...

2012-07-06T21:10:56.576+01:00

Can you imagine the sheer existential horror of waking up one day to discover that you are really Richard Clarke! It's too awful for words, like some warped identity swap that has escaped from the amphetamine addled prose of Philip K Dick!

Firefly: Earlier you wrote "I am ashamed that...

2012-07-06T20:16:54.006+01:00

Firefly: Earlier you wrote "I am ashamed that people like you exist"

Then " Look within .........and see that there is not one iota of difference between us!

Does that mean you are ashamed YOU exist? Ummm. :-)

Never seen any sheep around Arunachala, lots of go...

2012-07-06T19:26:08.145+01:00

Never seen any sheep around Arunachala, lots of goats though!

If I was exposed as Richard Clarke (the most impor...

2012-07-06T19:18:50.496+01:00

If I was exposed as Richard Clarke (the most important man in Tiru), I would go and fuck all the sheep on the hill and their shepherds too with a red flag in my arse ... I mean, such an honor and a glory befalls me not every day - being just a simple firefly - shy to come out into the light, condemned to live in the dark.

You see, Scary Scum, not everybody is so exalted like you, living on the highest spiritual level, drinking tea with Tiru’s crème de la crème in Shanti cafe. Some have to crawl in the dark, in the stinking mud ... But being miserable and unhappy is my natural state, as mentioned by Nisargadatta Maharaj. I am perfectly OK with that. If people like you have a problem with that and you still think that there is a difference between a dog and the man who eats the dog, you are a long way from home!

Look within and find your dark side and see that there is not one iota of difference between us!

P.S. If you hide between the sheep I might also give you a good shag by accident, you’ll love it ...

There is no pathway between the Main temple to Che...

2012-07-06T17:49:42.809+01:00

There is no pathway between the Main temple to Chengham Road. That is what I would like and I may very well get it. Wait and see.

Sister K, I didn't write: "Firefly disrupts discussions" The Chi Ting Master, as owner/moderator of this blog has the capability to put words in our comments.

BTW, this post was about Nity but comments from Firefly and a few others are never on the subject. Noticed that?

It is too bad you all couldn't come to my party last night. We had a lot of fun, a lot of dancing, good music and great food. You all were missed.

Dear Sister, Remember I am the Chi-Ting Master. Th...

2012-07-06T15:18:39.046+01:00

Dear Sister,
Remember I am the Chi-Ting Master. Therefore I am an initiate of the highest levels of bullshit and blarney. Anyway if your true identity had been exposed as Richard Clarke wouldn't you want to keep a low profile? It's a bit like being caught in flagrante delicto while sexually abusing a sheep!

O well, not any movement from Kevinanda’s side! No...

2012-07-06T15:06:16.742+01:00

O well, not any movement from Kevinanda’s side! No regret, no announcements about his relationship with Mr Clarke and the shape-shifting reptilians - or what he is going to do about the degeneration of this blog to gutter press level or lower. This silence is really very alarming and annoying. Does he really think he can get away with it, like Nithyananda and Madhukar? …The bloody arrogance.

And still these 2 idiots are slapping each other in the face all the time. What a disgrace, the Scary Chum anon mentioned that Firefly disrupts discussions: that might be true but to which discussions do you actually refer and what was your input in these discussions, Mr and Mrs Chum? I haven't seen any discussions these last 2 posts. Just incoherent babble and kindergarten blah, blah, blah. These 2 phonies should get a red card and a punch on the nose!

There was one intelligent Anon mentioning the possibility that Nithyananda is the source of the deranged state of this blog, which seems a reasonable possibility to me. But again no reaction from the Chi-Ting Master. We don’t know what to believe anymore. There are some really fishy things going on. The smell of rotten potatoes is ruling this blog.

This is my last warning Mr K. Show yourself or I will be forced to hand over my resignation papers.

If they can get traffic rerouted so that pedestria...

2012-07-06T14:56:50.563+01:00

If they can get traffic rerouted so that pedestrians can reclaim the girivalam path ... Well that is never going to happen. This is because the walkway, the purpose built pavement that now runs all the way from the Chengham Road intersection to the Velore Road intersection was purposefully built so that all traffic would no longer have to be rerouted away from the Girivalam path for the full moon pradakshina which was always formerly the case but sadly is no more. The logic behind this is simply that now that there is a walkway off the road for pilgrims to use, there is no need for them to walk on the road, hence traffic can continue at all times unobstructed. People still walk in the road and parts of the walkway get obstructed by stall holders, temporary dwellers etc. but that is of no consequence for the traffic. So end of story. And I did not read about this in one of those helpful blogs for visitors. I just figured it out for myself.

Are you two married by any chance? Maybe you shoul...

2012-07-06T13:36:48.227+01:00

Are you two married by any chance? Maybe you should both go to the Gate and surrender to Saradamma's regime of no sex, no bad mouthing and live a life of utmost purity!

Firefly, You dont own this world or Tiru or this ...

2012-07-06T09:15:07.256+01:00

Firefly,

You dont own this world or Tiru or this blog to tell people what to do. I suggest you move on. Go some place else where there will accept you and how you disrupt discussions.

For the record you said:
" Apeetha is an ugly, silly, sour, disappointed old hag.
-Kevin’s a petty old swindler.
-Sister Klaus is a woman’s wet fantasy, a boring, arrogant, deranged old tart."
You wanted Richard Clark gone from Tiru as well.

Conclusion: I think you are very unhappy, miserable in your life.

Dear Scary Scum of RC and Nithyananda: I saw you i...

2012-07-05T20:30:54.359+01:00

Dear Scary Scum of RC and Nithyananda: I saw you in a shop this morning. You talk the way you write, awesome. I am ashamed that people like you exist. This is my last advice to you ... fuck off and get lost!

There has been no news about Nithyananda. Has he b...

2012-07-02T10:27:17.148+01:00

There has been no news about Nithyananda. Has he been behaving himself?

I don't mind Nithy wearing his gold crown but it really bothers me that he wears the rudraksha mala and orange robes to jail. They are sacred symbols and he takes them so lightly.

Ditto for all the shiva lingas out in the open. That is not how it is meant to be. I can only imagine what misfortune would have befallen its sponsors. We already know what it has done to Nithy.

Is Sister Klaus Apitakuchambalammal a friend of Ch...

2012-07-02T00:53:23.704+01:00

Is Sister Klaus Apitakuchambalammal a friend of Chris Jackson?

This post was on Nithy. Sister K, I hope you reali...

2012-07-01T17:00:20.602+01:00

This post was on Nithy. Sister K, I hope you realize that there is more than one anon. I have only been called hee-hee anon and scary chum by firefly who wants everyone else to disappear. Don't know why

Nithy must be laughing!

I appreciated your answer,Sister Klaus,it was a si...

2012-07-01T14:53:45.007+01:00

I appreciated your answer,Sister Klaus,it was a simple honest answer.To answer your question about what I see when I look in the mirror...it changes all the time...Unfortunately I do not see the immutable Self,unlike that hypocrite anonymous who calls me pompous fool.

Yes I went to Pune 1 and saw that Osho was a gifte...

2012-07-01T14:31:07.414+01:00

Yes I went to Pune 1 and saw that Osho was a gifted fraud and no I did not go to Poonja in Lucknow because I was already here and there was no need to go elsewhere. And yes I saw Nithyananda once in his first gig and it was fun. I can face myself honestly, also the mistakes I obviously make. Isn’t that called viveka?

So, what do YOU see if YOU look in the mirror? ...