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A guru can only point the way, no guru wants to do...

2013-02-28T12:22:05.844+00:00

A guru can only point the way, no guru wants to do ALL your dirty work. As all of you must know, Ramana made no claim to being a guru and never initiated devotees–others sought him out, including intellectuals and scholars. If you want to cross a turbulent river , it makes sense to find the sturdiest craft. When you get to the other side, you drop the craft. Meaning: first be humble enough to study and absorb genuine teachings; then hone your intuition sufficiently to find out who is qualified to be your guru; finally hang in there until you know for sure you can make it on your own, without blundering into the gazillion ego traps awaiting the narcissistic. It’s the eternal student, always looking for someone else to lean on, who invariably goes wrong.

Re Ramana’s “Summa Irru” – he wasn't asking you to shut up and put up with crap. He was merely pointing out that as long as our very busy minds are spinning around, we are in the grip of the ego. BE STILL AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD.

As for Tantra, one definition is “the transmutation of darkness into light”. And despite the noxious corruption of the basic teachings in both east and west, that’s all Tantra, both celibate and sexual, is——spiritual alchemy. So, if an educated westerner allows a horny lama to mess up her head and body, obviously she did not get her fundamentals right. My two cents: go back to the basics. Gautama Buddha said it was our job to check things out for ourselves–especially the teachings of so-called gurus.

Meenakshi Mami aka Mad Anna is the ultimate nutcas...

2012-05-02T20:45:53.638+01:00

Meenakshi Mami aka Mad Anna is the ultimate nutcase. Garbage Gal Bobbie is a saint in comparison with her. Meenakshi is the Whore of Babylon, the Beast with the 1000 breasts. She is Evil Incarnate and should be burned alive at the stake in the middle of the Shiva temple, whose reputation she so blatantly defiles.

arunachalaland.blogspot.com is an adjunct of Meena...

2012-04-29T11:21:52.177+01:00

arunachalaland.blogspot.com is an adjunct of Meenakshi Mami's blog. In it her mercenary self shines through. She has set up Arunachala Grace blog as a smokescreen, drumming up business along with asinine second-hand washed-up spiritual babble.

Respected Chi-Ting Master: Meenakshi mami requires...

2012-04-27T11:41:18.625+01:00

Respected Chi-Ting Master: Meenakshi mami requires a full-fledged expose i.e. a post on your esteemed blog.

BTW, what is Meenakshi Mami's background? Is she English or European. Those who donated to her causes got an email back from
J EKERHOLT. Is that her real name?

I'm truly amazed that she has survived so long in India without a job and no known help from family. Are the powerful real estate barons supporting her and her sumptuous lifestyle?

Surely the antics of Meenakshi Amma should be cur...

2012-04-26T17:13:51.159+01:00

Surely the antics of Meenakshi Amma should be curbed. Her constant foraging for commercial opportunities around Arunachala has gone beyond a joke and is now an embarrassment. All the pictures in the world of her benignly dishing out prasad to various grinning orphans will not save her from her karmic comeuppance.

Meenakshi Mummy has resorted to the undemocratic a...

2012-04-26T17:04:22.865+01:00

Meenakshi Mummy has resorted to the undemocratic act of disabling the comments facility on Arunachala Grace relating to her posts. It is therefore proposed that such comments as were intended to appear on her blog are henceforth sent to Chi-Ting Apocalypse for publication without fear or favour. These are the very core qualities this blog is renowned for.

Here is one of the comments that Arunachala Grace ...

2012-04-23T19:22:34.496+01:00

Here is one of the comments that Arunachala Grace deleted. It said:

"There are deeply spiritual reasons why a photo of the murti is not taken. If you don't know that intuitively after living all these years in Tiruvannamalai, there is not much more I can say."

"I find it very hard to believe that the official Temple photographer would have allowed you to take the picture. Maybe he didn't care what happened to you."

"And the 'kid' in the photo is probably a priest-in-training, like they have in Ramanasramam. He must be a really high being (though young in body) for Lord Shiva to allow him to be so close to the murti."

"It is only when the deities show you (as in teach you) that you will learn to respect the practices of this path. Until then it will be 'native' or 'superstition' and you will have the 'what do I care for your customs' attitude."

Arunachala Grace posted pictures of a shiva lingam...

2012-04-23T11:06:30.776+01:00

Arunachala Grace posted pictures of a shiva lingam (possibly for financial gain from arranging pujas) and refusing to take them down even going so far as to delete comments imploring her to take it down. See
http://www.arunachalagrace.blogspot.ca/2012/04/chithirai-ursavam-panjangam-padithal.html

Now there is the huge fire on Arunachala that destroyed almost three decades of forestry work. You have to wonder if it is Arunachala expressing his anger.

Taking pictures of murtis where the energy of the diety has been installed is a huge NO NO. Pictures of idols are allowed before they are installed or during the Mahakumbabhishekham period when the energy is temporarily transferred to another receptacle until repairs and cleaning can be done and then transferred back. This happens every 12 years.

Well said Sister Klaus: "those noisy Indian p...

2012-04-16T01:19:17.812+01:00

Well said Sister Klaus: "those noisy Indian people"

What is with the Telugu people buying up all the land opposite Ramanasramam. They are so noisy and they fart so loud. That seems to be their only contribution to Tiruvannamalai. Must be all the chillies they eat.

Self inquiry, "what is that"? they will say. Why do they even come to Tiru and spoil our fun. Go away you noisy Telugu people, Kashmiri shop owners and fake satsang gurus.

I was so impressed with this site - especially the...

2012-04-15T17:53:16.642+01:00

I was so impressed with this site - especially the bit about the one hour restful blow job - that I've added it to the sidebar menu under the title: Bad Boy Swami Suddhananda. It's eerily reminiscent of Harvey Keitel's psycho/sexual meltdown in Bad Lieutenant!

I am very sorry and have to say to all the student...

2012-04-15T12:35:06.998+01:00

I am very sorry and have to say to all the students, friends and other open minded people I/we have brought to the ashram of Swami Suddhananda.

“I apologize and please excuse me, I was not aware about his lifestyle and lies!”

For the complete story:

http://www.suddhananda.com/Suddhananda/Welcome.html

I thought it was that great Tantric master Bernie ...

2012-04-15T10:48:22.082+01:00

I thought it was that great Tantric master Bernie Prior who was Madhukar's more nerdy sibling.

Could Peter Fenner be the evil twin of Madhukar??

2012-04-14T22:02:06.647+01:00

Could Peter Fenner be the evil twin of Madhukar??

This guy must be a John de Ruiter clone. Same arro...

2012-04-13T12:41:29.714+01:00

This guy must be a John de Ruiter clone. Same arrogance ... same expression, a mix of sheep and lizard ... Same attempt to do a slow hypnotic voice and mumbling the same rotten nonsense. So success guaranteed - because this is what the spiritual junkie wants, what they need. There is a huge market out there: maybe something for Damiano.

He is not EVEN a reptile, just an adolescent wanke...

2012-04-12T22:14:36.377+01:00

He is not EVEN a reptile, just an adolescent wanker!

In the midst of the hot discussions here is what B...

2012-04-12T20:27:19.525+01:00

In the midst of the hot discussions here is what Baby Ben has to say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Uar4NLPiE&feature=g-vrec&context=G201b9b0RVAAAAAAAABQ

LOL! Is he really one of those breeds the reptilians secretly planted on earth with the mission to deliberately obscure the truth for a race already confused? Otherwise something must have went terribly wrong as this poor thing apparently lost his way on the satsang highway...

Sister Klaus: "What we need is no arrogant &#...

2012-04-12T09:22:19.707+01:00

Sister Klaus: "What we need is no arrogant 'teachers', and crap Kashmiri clothes shops. Just heat and dust - Indian people - and the occasional lost tourist. There is the Hill, Ramanashramam, the Temple and a vast silence and emptiness, amidst the noisy Indian people"

Yep I was in Tiru in the winter of 1990 and that was 'peak season' and that was what it was like, just the occasional spiritual seeker and lost tourist. Sad but you can't turn back the clock ...

my dear my name yazdi sister kluas think good bisn...

2012-04-12T09:11:39.097+01:00

my dear my name yazdi
sister kluas think good bisness for you and brothers ok, but still is crap. Advantage for Tirrunnamalai econom is zero, only advantage for you and brothers,,. Less foriness is good for tirunnamalai, much less stinking and road more clean. Shop only open for Indian tourist is good idea, with sign “foriness fuck off” Goin back to valley then no need foryou and brotters Sister coming to kasmir no posibel. Sister give blessings to all kasmir brotters and sisters and also imam. Inshallah one day sister come to your shop to receive bakshees rp 50.000 Tank you

sister kluas,, this my name yazdi,i am read you wr...

2012-04-12T05:37:20.767+01:00

sister kluas,, this my name yazdi,i am read you write all crap this kashmiri shops in tirrunnamalai,why,why,,this all good bisness,many advantage bringing this town.,,if you wanting me (also brothers) go back to valley?..then tirunamalai tourist economy much bad,very less foriness come,inshalla sister you give us blessing instead,youcan come kashmir no burka,only tell imam we no bad crap shops in tirunamalai.

My new vocation ist Wunderbar ... I feel like the ...

2012-04-11T19:27:51.629+01:00

My new vocation ist Wunderbar ... I feel like the hand of God and can strike down every alien-looking fuckheaded idiot in the ashram vicinity. There seem to be more and more of them: I have been giving them my all-seeing Eye.

About Mooji and the time travelling thing, I am not sure. Some idiot might pull the wrong handle and I might end up under the guillotine in the French Revolution. Better to arrest the blubbering Rasta fucker the moment he shows his ugly face here. Pillory him in front of the Rip-off supermarket and expose him to public ridicule, insult and molestation (the locals would love it). That would teach him a lesson. Then we could hand him over to the Kuala Lumpur War Crimes Tribunal, where he will be convicted and transported to the prison planet Sydonia in the Andromeda constellation, also known as Hell, together with his cronies Bush, Blair, Queen Elisabeth, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Prince Harry, the fuckin’ Pope, Madonna, the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers, Lady Gaga etc, etc.

Let it be a warning to all other satsang clown shitheads, who come to desecrate our holy hill with their filthy bodily presence ...

So Sister have you found your true mission in life...

2012-04-11T15:47:02.671+01:00

So Sister have you found your true mission in life? For me it was getting rid of unwanted husbands with regular doses of arsenic in wine plus a killer combo of hemlock and cyanide, just to finish them off ...

What about using the time travel option to get rid of Mooji before he got to Papaji and all this nonsense started ...

This Alfred L. Webre is a genius! I will immediate...

2012-04-11T14:22:45.731+01:00

This Alfred L. Webre is a genius! I will immediately join this Exopolitics movement and next week, I will start arresting all the local suspects who are still hanging around here - poisoning this environment with their atrocious, disgusting personalities i.e. Kali Baba, Sergey, Garbage Gal Bobby, Godot and all other alien-looking suspects.

Finally I can be of some use to save mankind from extinction. Hallelujah!!!

Well spoken, venerable Sister. Of course, this was...

2012-04-11T12:05:50.798+01:00

Well spoken, venerable Sister.
Of course, this was meant as sick humor.
It is striking, as anonymous pointed out, with what arrogance they put themselves in front of a hungry audience presenting an incomplete teaching derived from stolen fragments of books they read. [Yawn]

Smiling Ben is also making himself a commercial satsang star charging big bucks for his hollow babble under the heading of his FREE Awareness org. The silly irony...

What I find really disturbing is Baby Bentinho'...

2012-04-11T11:52:29.196+01:00

What I find really disturbing is Baby Bentinho's rictal grin. Like a contorted malformed gargoyle, it lingers unpleasantly in the imagination. So I decided to investigate and after an arduous internet journey I discovered Alfred W's most excellent Exopolitics blog:

http://exopolitics.blogs.com/exopolitics/

Shape-shifting aliens, time travel and lots of occult goodies. After digesting this wondrous tome of infomation, I have come to the conclusion that Baby Ben is a disastrous experiment in genetic modification, splicing together a certified retard and a baboon's ass. He is obviously something very unpleasant that the CIA time travel program has teleported in, from a very confused and maladjusted future.

As for the 'born again' Vestral Karen please deport her back to the Azuric hell zone from whence she came ...

And so we have the hard-faced Karen Richards with ...

2012-04-11T11:14:22.784+01:00

And so we have the hard-faced Karen Richards with her finely chiselled words. Yet another tawdry self inquiry merchant. We have heard it all before Karen: your ultimate states, recognising the true self, going beyond what is seen to focus on the seer, even the crass romantic music Mooji-style at the beginning (you betta watch out). Is there no end to your arrogance? You say that suffering is optional. I invite you to tell that to the homeless person robbed by the banks, the child born with leukaemia or the pregnant woman raped by her father and brothers. Suffering is not optional. Advaita very clearly tells us there is none of the personal volition or Western-type of free will you are selling, to recognise one's true self in the face of pain. Suffering either happens or it doesn't - as do the horrors of everyday life. Fuck off back to England with your flimsy awakening which isn't even worth hearing about. Start a self-help school with therapy courses on how to deal with suffering. That's where you belong.