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I think you underestimate your strength in numbers...

2012-11-04T09:46:08.658+00:00

I think you underestimate your strength in numbers, there do seem to be rather a lot of retards running around Ramana Nagar. Why don't you form a club, there is strength in unity! And what is all this paranoid nonsense about Myles?

As there are only 2 retards left standing, it beho...

2012-11-04T09:39:38.254+00:00

As there are only 2 retards left standing, it behoves us to be a shining beacon to the intelligent community led by the that formidable intellect in the person of Myles Blarney. They are aware of our unbeatable challenge and are out to get us.

Indeed these vagabond debase self inquiry, but the...

2012-11-03T15:58:05.726+00:00

Indeed these vagabond debase self inquiry, but they merely respond to the huge demand from seekers for whom vichara is consigned to the too hard basket. They have the spare cash to pay for some momentary emotional comfort. The demand side is more pathetic then the suppliers.

Here we go again Tiru is just about to be swamped ...

2012-11-03T01:58:08.770+00:00

Here we go again Tiru is just about to be swamped with the shiftless vagabonds 'contemporary teachers often adapting their teaching to a comfortable psychotherapy to meet their audiences 'I' demands. They earn their livelihoods by itinerant teaching whatever an audience may be found. They marginalize Self Inquiry, as being too difficult, or ignore it. At the best it is given in an attenuated form.'

It seems that our action had the desired result an...

2012-11-02T12:27:25.784+00:00

It seems that our action had the desired result and that idiot will stay in a cave or any available dark hole. However we think it is very unlikely that Sven is behind the Sister, apart from also being German he is not really a clever one. But it doesn’t matter anymore, we’ve won and there will be a party on Barath’s (our esteemed Führer) roof tomorrow night, to celebrate the fall of the wretched Sister.
Peace and happiness!

the above is description of french drama,thought o...

2012-11-01T20:15:12.918+00:00

the above is description of french drama,thought our sis was german.

The Sister's tantrum is a bit like listening t...

2012-11-01T12:33:53.968+00:00

The Sister's tantrum is a bit like listening to Robespierre complain when Madame Guillotine finally paid him a visit!

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of ...

2012-11-01T11:40:07.787+00:00

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Hermaphrodite Party! Bloody 'ell you do whine like a big girl's blouse! But interestingly enough you finally admitted to being Sven! So that must make you the ugliest woman ever since female biology began!

What the fuck is all this madness about a witch hu...

2012-11-01T11:29:59.362+00:00

What the fuck is all this madness about a witch hunt? Putting the Sister's head on the chopping block and all of you roaring with laughter while my head is cut off by one of you ridiculous nitwits?! But which of you would dare to wield the axe? I am the only one in this game here who is honest and sincere, spelling out what has to be said, not afraid to stumble and fall. The urge for truth is behind all my actions even if they seem ridiculous to you. You people are such obstinate oxen that kicking and whipping is the only way to get you moving and to ram the obvious down your throat. We transgendered are always discriminated against and trampled on by you arrogant male or female species of mankind. You just see us as freaks because you are not able to recognise the beauty and the splendour of the Holy Hermaphrodite. I don’t expect words of praise for my devotion and altruistic work for this blog but stabbing me in the back like this makes me weep with grief. I cry out loud to Kevinanda, like Caesar: "Et tu, Brute?!" You ungrateful dogs, you deserve to be roasted on a slow burning fire ... but my benign nature just makes me sigh and pray for your suffering souls. Jesus of Nazareth said: "Blessed are the feeble minded, they deserve the Kingdom of Heaven."

It is obvious that my presence is no longer appreciated here. So I shall happily retire to my cave on the southern slopes of Arunachala ... You still have those motherfuckers Firefly and Myles to amuse you with their silly tales. Fuck you all ... and along with Charles Dickens I say: "Good riddance to bad rubbish!!!"

Actually I quite like Little Shiva, he has errrr c...

2012-11-01T08:22:34.411+00:00

Actually I quite like Little Shiva, he has errrr certain idiosyncratic qualities!

Dear Myles Sitting in Dubai airport transit loung...

2012-11-01T07:34:41.877+00:00

Dear Myles

Sitting in Dubai airport transit lounge is a mind boggling experience, so I forgive you your inaccuracy, fed by the inaccurate statement of Anon. The HR&CE is considered as a rogue department in Tamil Nadu, never the less it is not out to seize Nithy’s properties. Here is what the paper said ...

"Following various allegations against the ashram, the government wants to bring it under its ambit using Section 59 of the HR&CE Act", said an official. "The section empowers the government to bring any ashram or mutt under its control to monitor all financial and asset dealings and ensure submission of annual accounts to the HR&CE commissioner. This is the first time such a notice has been issued."

To my humble understanding this is something else than seizing his properties. And please notice "the first time".

And again you attribute human qualities to Arunachala. How is it possible that an intelligent person as you can not see that this is absolutely unfeasible - even Scary Chum could understand that after some time. May I know your reasoning behind it? I deduct that this was your first visit here, the next time you come please spend more time just sitting on the Hill and listen, be still, you might come to a different understanding of its nature.

Kevinanda, Saviour of Humanity, HA, my foot! You connecting me with that slimy creature Shiva is preposterous - you just follow your lowest possible instincts and picked a person you obviously despise - this is far below your dignity as a spiritual master - so please repair this false statement.

Re: Hindu Religious and Charitable Endowments (HR&...

2012-10-31T20:05:00.013+00:00

Re: Hindu Religious and Charitable Endowments (HR&CE) seeks Madurai court order to seize the godman's properties.

The HR&CE is a post-colonial relic created originally by British rulers to assist Christian missionary efforts by weakening and undermining the strength of Hinduism.

Note: the HR&CE is not allowed to address frauds or scandals that occur within Christian and Moslem orgs. Only Hindoo orgs where they can seize control and “neutralize the enemy”, LOL!

One therefore has to marvel at the ingenuity of Arunachala-Siva and his “healing surgeon” as it starts to effect a cure and avenge blasphemies, using as pretext, poor Nithy's sex scandals to swallow up his properties and return them to a snake infested jungle.

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The healing surgeon prepares to make his first incision, LOL.

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IMAGE: Anaconda snake starting to swallow its flailing crocodile prey having just subdued it within its massive coils.

It would appear that Nithy will need all the Siddhis and Shakti power he can muster to ride this one out.

Peace,

Myles

(sent from the Dubai airport transit lounge)

The Tamil Nadu government is attempting to nationa...

2012-10-31T11:32:39.929+00:00

The Tamil Nadu government is attempting to nationalise Nithy's ashram in Tiru!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com//articleshow/17028182.cms?intenttarget=no

Apeetha is here, I just saw her and she is absolut...

2012-10-31T11:17:12.015+00:00

Apeetha is here, I just saw her and she is absolutely a suspect! Then I want to draw your attention to the fact that Sister Klaus is an anagram for "is US stalker". This means that she is a CIA agent collecting information about terrorist and/or Anti Patriot Act activities concerning all Tiru visitors. This makes her a very dangerous person. We always thought that this pseudo-transgender business and anti-US sentiment was very suspicious. Anonymous Anonymous advice is to handle this with care. It would be too bad if these fucking drones wiped out Tiru!

What about Troll Surya? No one seems to have menti...

2012-10-31T10:13:37.035+00:00

What about Troll Surya? No one seems to have mentioned him when it seems so obvious. A psychologist, very good at computers, online all day. He is close to Sunananda who he regularly counsels ... and is very vocal about pointing the blame towards others. He was also very critical of Steve Woodman. All a bit Hannibal Lecter ...

Dear Myles, Return henceforth! Now that Miss Marp...

2012-10-31T10:05:53.391+00:00

Dear Myles,

Return henceforth! Now that Miss Marple has so furiously fucked up, your deductive skills are urgently required. The good Sister is going through one of her manic moments ... It's something to do with the transgendered menstrual cycle! As for Firefly, it is obvious to anyone of basic intelligence that this 'nom de plume' is in fact Little Shiva whose paranoid opinions are ignored by everyone - except the unfortunate young women he attempts to grope and are forced to beat him around the head with great vigour! Do not be diverted from your sacred task. It is a karmic obligation that must be fulfilled!

Yours His Holiness Sri Sri SRI Kevinandaji, Saviour of Humanity etc etc ...

Could it be our caveman Sven??

2012-10-31T09:53:49.654+00:00

Could it be our caveman Sven??

Go on Myles dish the dirt! Who is it?

2012-10-31T08:28:13.677+00:00

Go on Myles dish the dirt! Who is it?

Just to let you know Apeetha lives overseas and ha...

2012-10-30T21:33:24.904+00:00

Just to let you know Apeetha lives overseas and has done so for many years. That doesn't mean that she doesn't visit Tiru from time to time.

To the Right, Right Honourable Kevanandaji Ji, As...

2012-10-30T21:27:01.658+00:00

To the Right, Right Honourable Kevanandaji Ji,

As you will have seen, I tried my best to “make friendly” with the Sister and Firefly but I have utterly failed.

I even made a gesture of offering Sister Klaus the Bard’s lovely Sonnet 57 as a reply to her seemingly overweening and imperious demands. But the poem was interpreted by her as “a slimy pseudo love poem, with ingrained sarcasm”, a rather unusual interpretation, I must say, of this sonnet.

Then just last Friday, Firefly joined the Sister and said to me, “I presume you are on your way to the homeland . . . . . I am somewhat surprised to see you scribbling away again. . . . Dream on Sir, dream on. It is a lovely but dangerous kind of psychosis [that you are manifesting]. . . Just like Rumpelstiltskin who came to a very bad end because of these activities . . . [etc., etc.]”

It was then clear to me that a consensus had been reached on suggesting strongly that I depart from Tiru. And since this had been reached by two creatures in many ways diametrically opposed to each other, it occurred to me that I should stop and seriously consider their advice. Perhaps they are right after all, I thought.

On the following day, I settled my hotel bill and set out for Vellore, to share a car and expenses with a friend who fortuitously was headed to Sialkot to show samples of leather and Rexine to various makers of Cricket batting gloves, leg guards, balls and racquets of many kinds. It took us two and a half days to reach the Wagah border station in Pakistan. Since I have been travelling without a “smart-phone”, it was only a few hours ago today after finding this internet shop that I learned of the demand that was made on your website to reveal Sister Klaus’ identity.

Ironically, before leaving Tiru, I had myself also made certain enquiries concerning the possible identity of the transgendered one. One of my sources turned up a surprising candidate, with detailed biography and even with a recent photograph taken of him in the streets of Tiruvannamalai. I saved this information to a hard drive before I left, and I sent the drive along with other valuables which I dared not travel with, by air post to Tipperary.

On a positive note: A dear uncle of mine in Tip is a publican who is now wanting to retire. He has asked whether I might be interested in taking over his public house.

Three things are in it’s favour. The first is that the pub has a fibre-optic connection to the internet; the second is it has a cellar full of barrels of porter and stout; the third is I’d have a certain faire amount of free time available.

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So I am considering now to return to Lahore and take a flight back to Éire, thus greatly shortening my travel time. (Also I’ve had quite enough of roadside micturition and squatting, quite enough to last me for a while.)

The sanitary facilities beyond Rawalpindi and Peshawar, I am told are only going to get worse and worse, and I have been especially warned about Afghanistan. Going to the crapper there is one of the most dangerous things a traveller can do, especially for a pale skinned foreigner.

In any case, if there is interest here I’ll be glad to share what I’ve turned up on Sister Klaus, once I get back. Let me know.

Yours with a scraggly beard and in bad need of a hot bath, I am,

Yours faithfully,

Myles O’Blarney

My dear Firefly and Sister Klaus Apitakuchambalamm...

2012-10-30T20:41:03.112+00:00

My dear Firefly and Sister Klaus Apitakuchambalammal,

You will be delighted to know that I am now in an internet shop in the city of Sialkot in Pakistan, some 1800 miles north of Tiru. Last night I passed through Lahore, stopping with my driver only once for chai and jalebis. This morning I am trying my best to type on a severely distressed keyboard, many letters of which, have only metal stumps rising up rather than plastic caps. One of the springs in the space bar is missing, causing the bar to rest at an oblique angle. It often gets stuck in the “down” position while typing, forcing one to stop and to use a thumb and finger to try and tease it back up.

I have taken your advice to heart and I have now begun my journey back to the "isle of saints and scholars" from whence I came, or to the “other shore” as you suggested.

With all good wishes,

Myles

Dear Miss Marple, No prizes - and anyway you'r...

2012-10-30T13:14:25.285+00:00

Dear Miss Marple,
No prizes - and anyway you're wrong! There is a fatal flaw in your deduction - I don't speak German (duh!) It's a filthy Hunnish tongue which I would never soil my tongue with ...

P.S. Don't you have enuff monies in your greedy granny offshore bank accounts? Don't blag a blagger ...

I have visited this blog for only 4 or 5 years but...

2012-10-30T13:01:49.683+00:00

I have visited this blog for only 4 or 5 years but from day one I thought Sister K. was one of Kevinji's alter egos, which Geminis are famous for. The Twins are distinct polar opposites and each have a tendency to project 'multiple alters' into their realities. Did someone mention a prize?

I reckon Kevan M. is a poetic genuis of unsurpasse...

2012-10-30T12:50:58.914+00:00

I reckon Kevan M. is a poetic genuis of unsurpassed renown - his Wiener poem No. 25 is particularily moving. In the years to come his faux Aurovile slum in Rennes Le Pissoir will become a site of pilgrimage for a multitude of awestruck devotees!

I wonder if Kevan M's first 52 poems were as g...

2012-10-30T12:44:44.973+00:00

I wonder if Kevan M's first 52 poems were as good as this one! What do you reckon KEVJI?