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This business about whether anyone is enlightened ...

2013-09-19T13:30:43.889+01:00

This business about whether anyone is enlightened or not is really very simple: If someone is enlightened they can't tell anyone else about it.

And what's more, even if they could say anything about it, they wouldn't, because they'd be appearing to play a game of spiritual one-upmanship that might give offence to all those who believe that this stuff that's happening is Happening For Real.

This isn't directed at any one in particular b...

2013-04-05T22:14:36.590+01:00

This isn't directed at any one in particular but I came across this today in Swami Sivananda's book on "Karma Disease"

-- "Sannyasins who falsely pose to be siddhas and cheat the people of the world will be suddenly overcome by impotency in the prime of their youth and will suffer terrible disappointment while eagerly hoping to enjoy pleasures"

There is a long list, some of them pretty scary and funny at the same time.

Ye gods, you're a bit dense! What do you think...

2013-04-05T14:28:07.231+01:00

Ye gods, you're a bit dense! What do you think we've been doing for the last 5 years? And to be honest I'm not interested in your attempts at a moral handbagging. It's your hobby horse - get on it and ride it - and of course do it positively because we wouldn't want anything nasty or negative!

Yes, alternative voices governed by the Press Cou...

2013-04-05T12:20:39.515+01:00

Yes, alternative voices governed by the Press Council of Arunachala (and our very own Chi Ting Master, Sister K and Firefly.) Start one and show us. All proceeds to go to the non-saccharin reporting of the above mentioned folk.

I would welcome alternative voices who are an anti...

2013-04-05T11:34:46.937+01:00

I would welcome alternative voices who are an antidote to the saccharin bullshit posted by Richard Clarke and Meenakshi Mammy. Richard Clarke's disturbed reporting of Radha's occult suicide attempted to deify a disturbed and unbalanced individual. This helped fuel the hysterical witch hunt against 4 of her ex-devotees. These idiots are dangerous and anything that puts them out of business would be a blessing!

I was referring to their websites and the news of ...

2013-04-05T09:26:32.199+01:00

I was referring to their websites and the news of Tiru that we out-of-towners get. Yes, Meenakshi is a front for some really powerful and unscrupulous real estate and donation kings in the area. I know people who are simmering from their acts but Arunachala is towering large in the background. Do you think he will keep quiet. I know one of these people who has been repeatedly given his just deserts and hasn't learned the lesson. In time...

As for Richard Clark, his mistake was he would not listen to the sane sage advice given by long time residents but think it is Arunachala who acted out of love and concern for his children by getting the Inner Path closed. He wants us all to reach HIM on the real inner path that is within us.

As for the charity Richard supports, unless it is audited, I am sure there is some level of corruption... but we are talking peanuts compared to other scams in the area.

My request is that someone start an online newspaper or something on the lines of Meenakshi mummy and Richard and bring us news about our beloved Arunachala and the Tiruvannamalai we love. I am sure advertising revenue will cover the costs and ensure an organization is in place when these two individuals leave or stop doing what they do so well. What do you think?

Do you think Richard Clarke has done "somethi...

2013-04-05T03:39:27.602+01:00

Do you think Richard Clarke has done "something positive" when all his bungling has succeeded in doing is closing down the Inner Path? And has Meenakshi Mummy done "something positive" when she defrauds real estate investors for her own personal gain?

Seems like a nice air-conditioned place to stay ne...

2013-04-04T15:33:50.984+01:00

Seems like a nice air-conditioned place to stay near Ramana Ashram and a good place to eat for those living nearby.

Me thinks Meenakshi mummy and Richard Arunachala are doing a good job of bring Tiruvannamalai news to the world. If only Sister K, Sri Sri Sri Keviji and Firefly knew how to do something positive. What do you think?

Just a quick reminder that this is a satirical web...

2013-04-03T11:13:42.359+01:00

Just a quick reminder that this is a satirical website. That oaf Richard Clarke is at it again spruiking an upmarket hotel across the road from the ashram ... How he yearns to frolic between its walls and wine and dine there! His rating system is also askew as he constantly gives himself the thumbs up, how sad is that?

May I ask why you are looking for a master when Ar...

2013-04-02T12:27:34.728+01:00

May I ask why you are looking for a master when Arunachala is looming large in Tiruvannamalai. Bow to him, go on Girivalam (on the main outer path) and then go sit quietly at home (or in a temple). That is all you need to do. Arunachala's grace will burn away your karma and give you moksha.

Nithyananda definitely does not have Arunachala in...

2013-04-02T10:05:03.231+01:00

Nithyananda definitely does not have Arunachala in his pocket. Look at what he is spending his money on. He has no peace, fearing the midnight knock from the police or the jailor or the doctor who has come to check if he is man or woman. Nityananda is definitely not much at peace to do his spiritual practices that will get him the coveted self-realization. All this is called 'alakshmi', the opposite of 'lakshmi'

Anon, you on the other hand, have been given a lot. You have peace of mind and the inclination to do spiritual practice in the holiest of places called Tiruvannamalai. It doesn't matter that for your birthday party, held at the local chai shop, and where the only guests who showed up were Sri Sri Kevji and Sister K. Maybe they didnt come with expensive material gifts and they went home on their rusty bikes, rented from Suresh's cycle shop or may be they got rich and took a ride home in Ramesh's autorickshaw, atleast they are good people and came to share, very genuinely may I add, your birthday with you. You, anon, have been given a lot more than Nityananda.

If you are in Tiruvannamalai and resenting everything, Nithyananda, the local legislation, in short everything, then you are wasting Arunachala loving gift to you. Better you do Girivalam on the main outer path, like us lesser mortals and be near Arunachala in your heart. No one can take that away from you. Arunachala loves you, is protecting you more than you will ever know.

Nithyananda has the money, the lawyers, and the st...

2013-04-02T04:49:37.939+01:00

Nithyananda has the money, the lawyers, and the stamina to appeal and counter appeal, and besides, he has a hide as thick as a pachyderm! The forest officials are squarely in his pocket. There is another aspect to this saga: elsewhere in the world, by definition, a forest reserve is an amenity accessible to one and all. In this instance the local legislation declares it illegal to enter the forest reserve, which is bizarre.

Ramana is an anomaly, who was fitted with Advaitic...

2013-04-02T04:46:20.208+01:00

Ramana is an anomaly, who was fitted with Advaitic clothing in line with the cultural context of Tamil Nadu and South Indian religious beliefs at the time. The point is not whether the Master is genuine or not. The point is that wherever there is a so-called "Master", there will always be a sado-masochistic hierarchy of power and abuse. It's hardwired into the mainframe and is an integral part of the game!

i think the assertion by sister klaus regarding th...

2013-04-01T13:28:12.615+01:00

i think the assertion by sister klaus regarding the sado masochistic nature in the guru-bhakta relationship does not apply in a case where the master is the genuine article,such as ramana maharishi.however such dynamics of power and submission may well be at play among the unripe masters and their immature followers,and as such it is a good observation by the sister.

Anon, No one goes unpunished in this world. Look a...

2013-04-01T09:26:05.256+01:00

Anon, No one goes unpunished in this world. Look at the problems Nityananda is going through since, not to speak of the humiliation he has had to endure.

There is a saying in India, All of the sins we commit in the world, will get washed away when we visit a holy place but the sins we commit in a holy place, will remain with us for hundreds of lifetimes.

So, think it is Arunachala's grace that HE is not allowing people who are not yet ready for the inner path to walk it. It is He who is not allowing these forest officers to let you suffer needlessly.

Arunachala is a very compassionate God. He is a loving father who is protecting you. He is not depriving you of something you want so badly.

It's interesting to hear that the Forestry Dep...

2013-04-01T03:45:41.293+01:00

It's interesting to hear that the Forestry Department won't allow people to walk the inner path (pradakshina) but turned a blind eye when the rogue Nithyananda chopped down hundreds of trees, removed tons of soil, only to make way for his grand ashram.

start to see all these teacher folks as just peopl...

2013-03-30T17:24:18.485+00:00

start to see all these teacher folks as just people, the evil aura goes away ...

Dear Myles This post has actually become a dialogu...

2013-03-30T11:11:13.698+00:00

Dear Myles
This post has actually become a dialogue about Klaus Kinski instead of commenting on Satan’s right hand man, Karl Renz. I never said that Kinski is evil. He is just a bad, mad guy with, yes, some very nice qualities (as stated by his daughter Nastasja in an interview). In many ways he is an incalculable maniac, which makes him interesting and human. But I doubt any reader of this blog is interested in this nitpicking between you and me. So let’s go back to the subject of the post: Karl Renz.

Now here is a perfect example of evil, because this so-called Master - and many other others of his kind - are playing games with the “souls” of people who put their full faith in them. Their nasty power games aim at the humiliation of the devotee rather than the destruction of their ego, as many of these sociopaths claim. A shortlist of candidates for the title of Most Dangerous and Idiotic Satsang Clown of the Year can be found in the righthand sidebar of this blog under the heading ‘Read about ...’

The Master-Devotee relationship is basically sado-masochistic: the Master gets a kick out of the suffering of the slave and the slave rejoices in the suffering to please the Master. Both seem to be happy with that and so it’s a pretty harmless game as long it is confined to sex. But cover this with a slimy sauce of spiritual abracadabra and put in some words like devotion, advaita and Self-realisation etc and then you have the game played by Radha Ma, Saradamma, Nithyananda, Mooji, Madhukar and Karl Renz, just to name a few of the worst. This is a game where the Master is always the winner and the devotee always the loser. The devotee is never able to see this because he is “locked up” inside the play that the Master directs. He also feels safe together with the other devotees and so is unable to see the catastrophe the Master has set up.

Compared to this, my dear Myles, Kinski’s escapades are Kinderspiel and innocent. So let him rest in peace wherever he is. Enjoy his splendid acting in Werner Herzog’s brilliant movies, Fitzcarraldo, Aguire Wrath of God, Cobra Verde, Woyzeck and Nosferatu and ignore the Hollywood shit like he did.

Dearest Beloved Sister, Please do not forget that...

2013-03-28T23:03:04.610+00:00

Dearest Beloved Sister,

Please do not forget that Kinski, though he may have been "as bad as bad can be", was also eminently capable of exhibiting the most profound acts of tenderness. Werner has said:

“Sometimes he would scream at me two inches from my face and then at other times he would be very loving and emotional and then even he would kiss me and hold me.”

“Kinski was trying to protect me from my own insanity”.

Such behaviour could not be that of someone embedded exclusively in Evil. And it may have been those parts of Kinski’s soul that blossomed after his life review, after death.

I only wish you could have seen and born witness to the furious indignation and the stark lividity on the faces of those witches when they discovered they had lost Kinski's soul. Then you could have no doubt at all that Kinski now is dancing and frolicking with butterflies in the land of Summum bonum, never looking backwards and having no regrets that he evaded the fire and punishment of the circles of hell.

If these images are troubling to you, Dear Sister, then may I say, with Flann O'Brien, probably "A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN".

As ever, I am yours faithfully,

Myles O’Blarney

Silly story Myles, Kinski would never dream about ...

2013-03-28T04:43:19.399+00:00

Silly story Myles, Kinski would never dream about going over to the Light, it is so, so boring there. He would prefer aeons of torture in any of the circles of Hell. You are a nice chap darling, Kinski is not! He was as bad, as bad can be - as my chum Werner Herzog used to say - even though he loved him. You can see in that great documentary “My Best Fiend."

Here is a small piece of prose you might like as an inhabitant of the Emerald Isle. Read it slowly while sipping a pint or 2 of Quilter’s Irish Death, a remarkably strong and dark ale. A bit Kinski-esque I would say: after a few jars you’ll be in Heaven.

"A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. It had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead".

With love from your beloved Sister.

My Dear Sri Sri Kevinananda, Keeper of the Crypt, ...

2013-03-26T20:25:59.134+00:00

My Dear Sri Sri Kevinananda, Keeper of the Crypt,

A brief word of explanation concerning my new icon: if only 10 percent of the readers of this list had become half as tired as I of seeing the visage of that old Victorian Irishman then they will now be happy for the change.

I found I was beginning to dread seeing the image, so I have substituted in its place an earlier image of myself from another lifetime fashioned in a coin which was minted in Sicily in 472 BCE by the tyrant, Hiero I of Syracuse. This coin shows a true likeness of myself at that time.

How do I know that this is an accurate representation of the way I looked then in that lifetime? The certain knowledge of this came to me during a veridical out-of-body experience I had in Tipperary, during which I received an “in-spirito” Holistic Past Life Regression by a spiritual guide whom I met in Monroe Focus 14, just before entering the “No-time” Focus 15.

This guide, now in the 5th decade of his present life, is a student at the Brahma Kumaris World Spiritual University in London NW10 and he has also taken Graduate level courses in Advanced Mediumship and Trance Healing at The Arthur Findlay College in Stansted Mountfitchet.

I had the validity of my 5th Century BCE past life in Syracuse independently validated by undergoing another Past Life Regression on a trip I made to Limerick just for that purpose. So there now is no doubt in my mind whatsoever about the validity of and my identity as the individual in this past life (I can recall so clearly, as though yesterday, the musty smell and the soft texture of the purple tapestries behind Hiero that wonderful morning when he told me he has having a special Tetradrachm stuck in my image as a reward for my services).

So I hope no one will be overly upset by my having changed my avatar's image.

Yours faithfully,

Myles O’Blarney

The non inclusion of Richard Clarke in the mad gen...

2013-03-26T11:58:45.865+00:00

The non inclusion of Richard Clarke in the mad genius category should be reviewed. His special talent was his constant meddlesome activity related to the inner path, which eventually contributed to its closure. The madness lies in him bemoaning and lamenting the outcome, which is partly of his own making. His incessant trumpeting to the world has been about him having discovered the path, improved it and rendered it suitable for use by every fee paying ass and mule who signs up for the various seasonal and seasoned satsang providers. This high profile character appointed himself as the FINGER on the pulse of Arunachala, which then provoked a backlash from the forestry officers. He should acknowledge his culpability in this sorry and depressing episode. I say to Richard: please come up with some viable proposals to reinstate the inner path and than act on it tirelessly.

My dear Master Kevin, I have some good news about...

2013-03-26T06:46:19.646+00:00

My dear Master Kevin,

I have some good news about Klaus Kinski which I am sure will be of interest to the Sister. Klaus is now joyous over on the other side.

I came by this knowledge a few nights ago in the following way: whilst savouring a bit of Irish Stout Sangria seated in the front bay window it slowly came to my attention that wisps of smoke and sparks were rising up from a copse just beyond a small hillock. Setting my drink aside, I went outside and discovered that, sure enough, ‘twas was a small coven of lady sorcerers dancing sprightly round a fire and enjoying a social evening out (as they are still wont to do in Ireland today). Soon they separated into small groups, the better to exchange news between themselves of happenings, whether between us mortals or from the spirits residing in the “in-between world” on the other side of death. One group of four ladies came over next to the gorse bush in which I was hiding but providentially they did not see me. Their close proximity now allowed me easily to overhear their gossip and their tales, however.

You may imagine my utter shock when I heard the name “Klaus Nakszynski” thrown out with an air of utmost opprobrium. Klaus’s last name was intoned with an emphasis on the “NAK” followed by a hideously sibilant “SIN” and “SKEE”. “NAK-ssin-ssskee”, they said. “Klaus NAK-sin-sskee” revealing by their tone of voice that the news they were discussing was fraught somehow with a feeling of utmost disappointment.

The problem, for them, it turned out, was that Klaus “had gone over to the other side”. He was now no longer a reveler with Beelzebub. He had betrayed the Prince of Darkness and joined the “Camp of Light”. “How could this have happened? Surely he was a committed follower of the Prince, all of his life. He did many nasty things. He was beholden to Evil in so many ways. How could he have escaped!!” the ladies gasped. It seemed an impossible occurrence to them. But they soon learned the full backstory on Klaus which explained what had happened.

It seems that in the life just previous to Klaus Kinski’s life, the poor sod had been an actor, but a “failed actor”. On stage his performance, for the entirety of that lifetime, was insipid and boring. He had striven to his utmost, to emerge as an actor, but with no success. There was a huge karmic block. The hidden cause of his failure as an actor was owing to the recent previous lives he had lived as a celibate monk, as a priest, and as a petty functionary in government. These lives together had created a strong vasana of inhibition within him that resulted in a mind that was habituated to total control and suppression of all emotion. This of course was a fatal characteristic for an actor to have and one from which he was not able to escape.

When that utterly frustrating life had finally finished, Klaus’s Guardian Angel, taking pity on him offered a proposition: he could experience a life as a consummate actor of rare genius, able to plumb emotions from the bottom of his soul and deliver unique acting performances which could not be duplicated by any other artist. But if he wanted to be able to do this he would need to agree to some other conditions.

Self-centered uncontrolled narcissistic behaviours would be required to burn up the truckload of vapid boring vasanas that were imbedded in his mind which would otherwise prevent his being able to give stunning and unique acting performances. He would need to become a person of despicable moral perfidy. Klaus agreed to bite the bitter pill that came along with the immortal performances he craved.

It seems he now dances and plays with butterflies for days and weeks on end, with a continual smile on his face and with a charming innocent look in his eye.

Yours as ever,

Myles O’Blarney

Elvis like his fellow 50s dough boy Johnny Cash wa...

2013-03-24T14:28:34.132+00:00

Elvis like his fellow 50s dough boy Johnny Cash was well known for being a bit of a speed freak. After 2 or 3 days strung out on uppers things can get a bit Jerry Lee Lewis and it's time to bring on the child bride! There were always rumours about Elvis.

where's the evidence against elvis in that ill...

2013-03-24T10:14:28.065+00:00

where's the evidence against elvis in that illustrious list?..perhaps cliff richard is what sister k meant.elvis was never a rock spider.