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There is no past to worry about tony. figure out t...

2016-05-01T21:55:37.828+01:00

There is no past to worry about tony. figure out that one, before you go on typing posts for ever and identity with the poster.

Try reading Philip Jose Farmer's science ficti...

2013-09-03T16:46:35.343+01:00

Try reading Philip Jose Farmer's science fiction porn epic, The Image of the Beast. The blurb puts it like this: "This mind-blowing classic conjures a universe of unrelenting sexual degradation and horror. Private dick Herald Childe is sent a snuff movie of his partner being hideously murdered. His pursuit of the killers leads him into a waking nightmare of sexual brutality and supernatural bestiality, as he becomes entangled with sex-starved she-ghosts, libidinous snake-women, a filthy human sow, and a she-creature who gives birth to an ectoplasmic simulacrum of Satanic child-killer Gilles de Rais."

Phew! Close shave, O Master. A Vagina Dentata of ...

2013-09-03T15:27:55.890+01:00

Phew! Close shave, O Master.

A Vagina Dentata of that magnitude would be pure emasculation.

It's surely not too dificult a concept to gras...

2013-08-28T15:55:31.618+01:00

It's surely not too dificult a concept to grasp that 'everyone' is already enlightened, liberated, awake, whole, at home, unborn, in the now-here etc., (even gurus).

Still, very relieved to hear you didn't have sex with that vile woman, Sir Kevin.

Went to one of Ur-monies slutsangs. She's AA (...

2013-01-26T23:13:29.237+00:00

Went to one of Ur-monies slutsangs. She's AA (arrogant & aggressive). Trained under das uberbitch Dolano, her german zen master. Add the jewish israeli heritage and you have the axis of Me-vil. Money back.

In Mel Brooks Dracula spoof (1995) I devised a pla...

2013-01-22T20:58:09.733+00:00

In Mel Brooks Dracula spoof (1995) I devised a plan to reveal Count Dracula's secret identity. I invited the Count to a ball, and placed a huge mirror, covered with a curtain, on one of the walls. The curtain over the mirror is dropped, and the guests are stunned to see that Dracula has no reflection.

So it is easy to unmask Oscar winning bloodsucker James Swartz aka Ram, best buddies with that retard bloodsucking toad Richard Clark. At the next meeting with the Holy Ram, I will (disguised as Sister Klaus so that nobody will know me!) place the mirror of truth before his Excellency and his congregation of barely living cadavers will roll off their chairs in surprise that there is actually no one there, not even consciousness, not even maya! They will just see a reflection of barely living cadavers. Then they can claim back their $100 because the hero of the fucking show is missing and go to one of the lousy tourist cafes and stuff their cadavers with some expensive bullshit food (so they are ripped off anyway, as they deserve, for paying 100 bucks to see a non-existent bloodsucker!)

It is certainly true that retirement is being mist...

2013-01-22T12:14:44.085+00:00

It is certainly true that retirement is being mistaken for enlightenment these days!

You haven't mentioned James Swartz and his adv...

2013-01-22T11:56:28.218+00:00

You haven't mentioned James Swartz and his advaita seminar for the over 60s. Why do all these oldsters converge around the ghoulish Jimmy with his scary gargoyle smile? It's like a zombie convention. Shouldn't we call in Dr Van Helsing to put down these raddled undead cadavers?

The Wikipedia enlightenment section is dribble. Ev...

2013-01-22T09:19:03.357+00:00

The Wikipedia enlightenment section is dribble. Even more so the section on neo advaita. I expect Alan Jacobs wrote it, the writing is disconnected and resembles someone with alzheimers. Enlightenment is a western term and it has so many meanings, all of them far away from the original term nirvana. The whole idea is the product of history and thinking. There is such misunderstanding about vedanta, advaita and the made up 'neo advaita.' Maharshi is not vedanta or advaita. Papaji is not neo advaita. And it would be more accurate to say 'western advaita' since once advaita was taken up by foreigners, it was made into a commercial product and sold.

I was not going to comment on this ridiculous post...

2013-01-22T08:57:24.542+00:00

I was not going to comment on this ridiculous post. Unmani, Parsons, Sylvester, what the fuck, these idiots are not worth any attention. Just let them and their silly followers rot in their stupidity. But then I see my nephew Karl Jacob had the nerve to write another preposterous comment although I had forbidden him to do so. As the ultimate lunatic of the family he did his worst and brought more shame on our already decrepit genetic heritage. Karlchen, Karlchen du Scheisskerl, bitte stay in Bayern or in Thailand and keep posting your foolish comments on the German site for spiritual retards “Erwachen”, but don’t besmirch this excellent blog mit dein Schwachsinn.

44 comments and all rubbish. The only sensible word came from that couch potato Obesity Fighter, who puts everything in the right perspective. Bravo fatso!

Obviously someone with a sense of humour. It must ...

2013-01-21T22:11:44.537+00:00

Obviously someone with a sense of humour. It must have been Sister Klaus wot dunnit!

Neo advaita denies enlightenment. Who put neo adva...

2013-01-21T21:13:14.729+00:00

Neo advaita denies enlightenment. Who put neo advaita in the Wikipedia enlightenment section?

Enlightenment

Karl! One of our favourite idiots! I remember you ...

2013-01-21T20:12:51.270+00:00

Karl! One of our favourite idiots! I remember you set yourself up as an Advaita expert, when the nearest you had come to Tiruvannamalai was a massage parlour in Bangkok! Please inform us how you got your extensive knowledge of Buddhism. Did you go to your local Munich library?

@"A Buddhist": what school do u belong ...

2013-01-21T19:02:57.118+00:00

@"A Buddhist":

what school do u belong to?

to be honest, if I would be ur teacher and would see u preachin that tony is a buddhist, I would simply throw u out of my school without any comments.

I don’t know this guy Tony Parsons, but I remember...

2013-01-21T15:25:16.510+00:00

I don’t know this guy Tony Parsons, but I remember his brother Alan Parsons from the prog-rock band Alan Parsons Project (he did something with Edgar Allen Poe as I remember vaguely). Well that made sense to me at that time. This bloke Tony doesn’t make sense at all and also people writing pros and cons about him are completely lost in a word game or just try to show how clever they are, how pathetic! To my delight even the Missus supports my observations, which has brought some love and light into our relationship.

My humble philosophy is ... with a couple of cold beers on the couch, watching a silly sitcom ... fondling the Missus if she is in the mood and hoping she will be up for a wild night. Now THAT is spirituality guys, believe it or not!

Tony 'Paradox' Parsons: There is no 'y...

2013-01-19T16:05:51.937+00:00

Tony 'Paradox' Parsons: There is no 'you' who can do anything. However, there is a contracted, cellular sense of a 'me' that is not a thought, but is supported by thought. This 'me' is also not actually there. To resolve this, an energetic shift needs to take place, after which you will say no energetic shift took place and further, there was no 'me' there. Oh, and after this hasn't happened 'you' will still retain your 'character' which is created by 'brain trauma'.

You cannot bring on this energetic shift, because you don't exist, BUT, it is possible that it will happen if you go to Tony Parson's talks and retreats for at least two years.

Proof of the success of Tony's divinity in these matters can be found in the enlightenment stories of Richard Sylvester (TM, EST etc) who speaks of the absolute as if he is describing a new lawn mower, and Roger Linden (TM, yogic flying) who has merged Tony's 'message' with some pseudo-scientific new age therapy where he tells you to take a few deep breaths for £45 quid.

Tony Parsons says he is right and others are wrong...

2013-01-19T16:04:06.805+00:00

Tony Parsons says he is right and others are wrong. That's putting himself above others, which is ego. Geddit?

The comment written by A BUDDHIST SAID needs some ...

2013-01-19T15:09:02.038+00:00

The comment written by A BUDDHIST SAID needs some reworking, so average idiots (me among many) can comprehend this knotty esoteric composition. It may well be profound, so give us a chance in partaking of it.

It seems there are signs of intelligent life out t...

2013-01-19T12:46:00.199+00:00

It seems there are signs of intelligent life out there after all: Open Your Eyes!

That's the perfection of Tony Parsons, he can ...

2013-01-19T09:44:31.646+00:00

That's the perfection of Tony Parsons, he can brush anyone off. But that in itself is a sign. He has a device, a strategy for doing that. All the religions do! There is no message but Tony Parsons definitely has one. He loudly proclaims: "it's not my message but the message here is ..." That's the fundamental difference between him and UG. UG said he had no message. He wasn't interested in giving talks, writing books or charging money. Tony Parsons is a charlatan and a fake.

However he likes to dress it up, Tony Parsons is B...

2013-01-19T09:22:02.135+00:00

However he likes to dress it up, Tony Parsons is Buddhist and his message embraces all the schools of Buddhism. "There is no one there" sounds like the Theravadins who concentrated on personal enlightenment. He also mixes his message with Mahayana which preaches the emptiness of all objects including the person. He then moves to "nothing being everything" which is most definitely a Dzogchen/Shentong formula.

The most striking thing here is that Parson's message brings all of these perspectives together - and even dissenting views. Look at this on his website: "Inevitably there is disagreement as well as misunderstanding about the open secret message. However, there can also be a criticism which is based, not on the essence of the message, but on its misinterpretation. It seems that wholeness embraces confusion."

This is a double-bind statement which always makes Parson's critics wrong. It is a very common strategy in Buddhism, and particularly Tibetan Buddhism, for claiming AUTHENTICITY and setting oneself over all others. Parson's statement is a rhetoric of power. It is a unitive discourse of hegemony and dissent made famous by the Gelugpa school which relegates perceived "anti-truth" to a different type of reality, while nonetheless claiming this anti-truth to be part of the oneness being preached. It creates hierarchy. It says: 'I am right and you are wrong' (because your wrongness is actually my rightness). If this isn't dualism I don't know what is!

An ego devises and peddles these kind of clever statements. "One" breeds, sees and teaches a "one" (which is not a "one"). So many people have been fooled by Tony Parsons and ... he has even fooled himself!

Doris is her genomic anunnaki designation, and yes...

2013-01-19T09:09:24.859+00:00

Doris is her genomic anunnaki designation, and yes, the energy of anger (at herself as much as at others) features high in her mitochondrial storehouse.

I still haven't figured out who Firefly is for...

2013-01-19T06:32:47.371+00:00

I still haven't figured out who Firefly is for sure. Is he the tall white guy who wears a lungi and a bandana and sits like a bird near the banyan tree at the ramana ashram gate? He help Richard Clark locate a few caves - hee hee.

I once went to a "shitsang" with this da...

2013-01-19T03:18:16.887+00:00

I once went to a "shitsang" with this daft lady Umami or whatever she calls herself... Why not "Doris"?

She's a very angry person. I had fun asking stupid questions in the gathering and she was shooting me daggers in the pub afterwards, where she had copped off with some bloke from the meeting.

I definitely had the impression of a "bunny boiler"... Damaged goods, as we say in the biz.

UG stikes me as having been far too in love with...

2013-01-18T21:34:07.167+00:00

UG stikes me as having been far too in love with himself to contemplate sex with another person!